I only treat illnesses that don't exist...

Daily Quote: "I don't want to be cured of beautiful sounds," insisted Milo.

"Besides," growled Tock, who decided that he didn't much like Dr. Dischord, "there is no such illness as lack of noise."

"Of course not," replied the doctor, pouring himself a small glass of the liquid; "that's what makes it so difficult to cure. I only treat illnesses that don't exist: that way, if I can't cure them, there's no harm done - just one of the precautions of the trade," he concluded.